so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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