i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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