He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
A bitchslap is in order.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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