Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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