what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
we should paint friendship bongs
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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