I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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