Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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