I was born with a shot glass in my hand
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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