i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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