Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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