spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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