Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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