I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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