Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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