Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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