oh god the rape fog is back!
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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