i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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