i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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