Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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