Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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