nut hugger
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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