I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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