Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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