yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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