so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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