Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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