on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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