are you so shy because you have an std?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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