if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Oh god it's open bar.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize
