I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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