It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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