We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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