Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I enjoy the company of your penis
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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