at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
