I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
sex in a hospital.. check
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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