Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize