Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
