awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
you didnt know i had herpes?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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