dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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