He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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