There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I got her a Nickelback box set.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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