At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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