Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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