Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
