Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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