her vagine was all disorganized.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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