Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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