Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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