So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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