She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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