She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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