Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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