we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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