Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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