Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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