she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize