"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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